So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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I need you to use more vowels.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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