Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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