it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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