Having a random hookup so left but love u
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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