Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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