i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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