just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
