...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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