i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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