so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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