the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I am midnight drunk by noon
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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