He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
love makes seman taste better
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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