I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
