just come out here and I will go home with you...
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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