a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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