She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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