She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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