I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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