its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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