One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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