He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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