Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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