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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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