Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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