She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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