Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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