i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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