There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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