the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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