Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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