peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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