with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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