There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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