Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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