I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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