Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I need to calm my uterus...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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