I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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