you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I wear drunk well.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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