I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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