can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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