People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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