the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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