i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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