Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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