i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
sex in a hospital.. check
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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