Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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