Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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