Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
