why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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