I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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