I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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