I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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